Thursday, April 1, 2010

Happy April Fools day!

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown

Now go out and BE NICE today people! Remember... WWJD? :)


Ruth said...

ROFL! I love the Disneyland one! "Oh no! Disneyland burned down!"

Kelly said...

Ahh, the advantages of being a SAHM. We just sit here in our happy little house and ignore all those MEAN people. Disneyland indeed!